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FMO Now Recording Everything On Cassette Tapes
Cassette tapes are now constantly rolling at our FMO Corporate Office Park. West Fargo, ND – On the advice of counsel (who part-times as a bouncer), the FM Observer has unanimously voted to begin tape...
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At Zeitgeist Funeral Home, We Put The “Fun” In Funerals!
We put the Fun in Funeral! West Fargo, ND – Gone are the days when funerals were melancholy, mournful, and morose. Zeitgeist Funeral Home believes funerals should be a fun celebration. Dr. Agustine...
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Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him
Wear a mask like Spiderman! Spider Island, Wisconsin – Spiderman says one reason he wears a mask is to not catch the coronavirus from people who aren’t wearing a mask. Just like Spiderman’s mask, your...
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Xanax Fest Expected To Attract Tranquil Crowd
Rather sedate attendees expected to attend West Fargo’s new Xanax Fest West Fargo, ND – A new festival coming to the Red River Valley should appeal to anyone who enjoys a more sedate lifestyle. Xanax...
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Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic
Carry a baseball bat to “deal with” baseball-sized mosquitoes! Fargo, North Dakota – Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer’s rainy pattern has...
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Fargo Man Enjoys Big Mac That’s Been In His Fridge For 30 Years
After 30 years, this Big Mac tasted almost as good as the day it was made. Fargo, ND – Mr. Cambi Gold of rural Fargo recently discovered something in the back of his refrigerator that had apparently...
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Punditic Thoughts On The Vice Presidential Debate
What really matters? Salt Lake City, Utah – Here are some important questions and answers regarding the October 7th Vice Presidential debate between Senator Kamala Harris and Vice President Mike Pence....
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West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A...
Question: What is the mask strategy? Answer: To not do anything that would effectively slow the spread of the coronavirus. West Fargo, ND – Rather than imposing a mask mandate like neighboring Fargo...
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The Great Musk Ox Migration To Come Directly Through The Fargo Area
Wear an anti-musk mask to avoid being overcome by the pungent odor from the beastly migrating oxen. Fargo, ND – While North Dakota is still dealing with the Covid crisis, it will soon also have to...
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Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening...
Robot Vacuum turns to the Dark Side. Vacuville, SD – A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit against its very own robot vacuum cleaner. In this landmark case, Harold and Hannah Hoover filed...
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